Bridget, a 17 year old Junior and varsity cheerleader who finally got her freaking permit and blogs nerd stuff while pretending to be a productive member of society. Simple as that. Lyssajanet>>justanotherflyinthesuitcase so if you're looking for me, you found me.
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oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would
the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut
absolute fucking walnut
Oh how I’ve missed this post.
Nah mate it was just a marketing thing so take that you nutty bastard
oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.
watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.
this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!
guess what America should do
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
IF YOU FUCKING THINK that I can’t balance 6 CLASSES, EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES, CLUBS, A SOCIAL LIFE & SLEEP THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY right because i have a mental breakdown literally every day
i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night
- the ghost of i fucked up
- the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
- and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
Panic! At The Farm with hit songs such as:
- Swine in The Afternoon
- Ready To Sow (Get Me Out of My Barn)
- Pigs / Pigs / Crops
- Northern Downpour - oh shit get the cows inside!!! now!!!
- There’s A Good Reason These Stables Are Numbered Horsey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet
- That Green Farmer (Ecology Has Changed)
- I Raise Pigs Not Tragedies
- Take the Miles Luna route and be super nice and friendly and awesome until you get an internship and then continue being the nicest person ever and great with people until they have no choice to hire you.
- Take the Gavin Free route and stalk the employees through their spouses’ aim accounts and then one day out of the blue ask to stay with them for a month and watch that month turn into years.
Students who still have a lot ahead of them. Students like me, who still have dreams, goals, and students who still aim for achievements. But because of this tragedy, it all faded away.
I bow and salute to the brave students who saved the lives of others and sacrificed themselves. They are heroes. They are people who deserves a lot better than awards. They deserve to be in Heaven, a place full of happiness and there will be no more sufferings. I also pray for the lives of the family and the people involved in this accident and specially the souls of these heroes.
I hope that the students who were saved by these mighty students will live their lives to the fullest, achieve their dreams and goals and love their family more. I also wish that they will live being inspired by the heroes who saved their lives. Please do so.
And for the captain, my middle finger salutes you. Live well. In guilt. Thank you.
Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin
come on you’re just saying that cos you’re angry
please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!
An update: Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm
MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14
"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS
This is insulting to every gender.
If he’s murdered in the next week it wasn’t me I swear
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms
what THE FUCK
I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW
my name is Sunshine •_•
OH MY GOD. TYSHINE. THIS REMINDS ME OF TYSHINE. IM GONNA GO CRY NOW.